MWM seeks female companion

I know this isn’t a fairy tale, but I am seeking someone to get to know apart from my wife. This is not merely a sexual desire, but rather an intimate one. I am a kind, attractive, educated person who hopes to attract the same in a woman. Maybe we sneak off during my lunch [...]
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Alexandria:
So I been dating this guy, Last saturday i broke it off with him for a stupid reason.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
I made a really bad prank call and now my dad's in jail and it's all my fault!!!! please help!!!!?
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
I feel so guilty and I have no idea what to do about my dad.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
Now I'm home alone and terrified of seeing him again, especially once he realizes the full extent of what I've done.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
Luckily, he was too stoned to know what I did or what was going on.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
Not wanting to go to juvie, I had no choice but to go along with the lie, so I told them that my dad molested me and they broke into his bedroom and arrested him on the spot.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
I was lying of course, but a few hours later the police showed up at my house looking for my dad.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
When I called them, I told them that my dad was a crazy whore who was so desperate to get laid that he broke into a K-Mart in the middle of the night just so he could hump the mannequins.
(16 November 2016)

Johnetta:
So my cousin walter said he'd pay me $150 to prank call the the Sex Addiction Intervention Hotline, and i was in need of the money, so i did.
(16 November 2016)

Rosamond:
Is this a good answers to describe a time you provided excellent customer service?
(16 November 2016)