Tuesdayfunny

Tuesdayfunny_ Kit:Before that, we were close friends and we had met on instagram.(5 August 2017) Kit:We’ve been together for roughly 6 months now.(5 August 2017) Jani:The black women who like white men?(5 August 2017) Maurine:Guy who is dating someone likes me…now what?(5 August 2017) Maurine:He hasn’t crossed any lines….I just don’t know how I’m supposed to respond.(5 August 2017) Maurine:Finally, I [...]
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Angela:
She was unable to attend and ignored me the entire next day.
(8 August 2017)

Angela:
For example, she flipped out when I took my mom and sister out to dinner.
(8 August 2017)

Angela:
I knew she had some insecurities that became problematic.
(8 August 2017)

Angela:
Our relationship faded as quickly as it appeared.
(8 August 2017)

Myrtis:
Mia or Mia-Rose?
(8 August 2017)

Myrtis:
I dont want a middle name so i hyphened the name Which name is better?
(8 August 2017)

Kenia:
There is a guy who used to bully me in 5th grade. I'm college now and I saw him and he started bullying me again, what can I do?
(8 August 2017)

Kenia:
There is no way to defend myself.
(8 August 2017)

Kenia:
It turns out bullying is not a crime.
(8 August 2017)

Hulda:
I'm already 16 and I still haven't had my first under the bra experience with a girl or even kissed one yet....
(8 August 2017)

Saturday, February 20th

I had another one of those odds dreams that I am able to remember. Starts off with me driving in a van. Someone else was in the vehicle with me. Then there is another vehicle that comes straight at_ Kayla:So I stated treating her like a friend and everything was cool then she asked me out [...]
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Adele:
My mom told me not to tell anyone because it ll make her look like a bad parent.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
I was scared he was gonna choke me again.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
I had to hide behind a couch with a fork For protection.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
I called for my mom and she didn t respond.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
My brother threw boxes of food at me, he threw an Easter egg full of quarters at my back and he punched me in the neck repeatedly.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
Today was the worst it ever was.
(7 August 2017)

Adele:
For about 2 years my brother has constantly punched, kicked and slapped me.
(7 August 2017)

Isela:
Should I make her a lunch meal?
(7 August 2017)

Isela:
She finds it cute that I get nervous around her.
(7 August 2017)

Isela:
She likes talking to me and likes messing with me.
(7 August 2017)

Monday’s Blog Question!!!

[image]The rain makes me wanna go to sleep first of all and secondly I would love to make love in the rain with someone!Question:Whenever it is raining what goes through your mind and makes you wanna_ Petrina:The thing that confuses me is that when we were cuddling she literally kissed me on the head at least [...]
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Berniece:
Why is my wife never satisfied?
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
I almost feel like she only married me because she saw the potential of what I might be one day, but I'm not moving fast enough.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
My life was set up to marry someone and build, not instantly start ready made and play catch up because of her bad decisions.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
But how she came at me made me feel like total trash and I resent her like crazy right now.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
She wants to upgrade the house and she wants a new house.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
I'm in more debt than ever because of her, but never threw it up in her face.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
It crushed me because I married her knowing she had two kids and not once did I ever put her down for it and accepted those kids as mine.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
She finally broke her silence last night and confronted me basically saying I don't make enough money and I need to go back to school or get another job.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
I'm already working a very stressful job and every weekend I have to pray that she's in a good mood.
(7 August 2017)

Berniece:
She was back to acting attitudish this weekend again.
(7 August 2017)

)&$ Let it all hang out

I am taking today (actually only this morning) and plan on just doing a lot of soaking in the tub, laying around and maybe misbehaving. I have no intentions of wearing clothes (ok maybe a robe some_ Kasey:Oh of course he has to be taller than me..ideally 6 feet but hey as long as he is [...]
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Jeniffer:
Is acceptance the key?
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
He isn't doing anything to make it better.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
My new boyfriend talked about my house, my vehicle, my clothes, and my hair nothing is good enough and acceptable.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
I own property and house and got a new car.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
He can afford a date with me since he has received his insurance money from an accident.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
You know lower my standards, but who knew this guy would be so high on his standards.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
I told him a hard dick doesn't pay the bills.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
The other guys I've dated had jobs and bought me places.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
We have been shopping twice and I've changed my look and we still hasn't been out anywhere.
(7 August 2017)

Jeniffer:
And I accepted him even though he has nothing.
(7 August 2017)

Crank

I want my casket to have a crank on the side of it and to play jack-in-the-box music._ Kathaleen:How do I stop my girlfriend from going to the police?(4 August 2017) Kathaleen:She had a miscarriage (thank God) but now she’s threatening to go to the police.(4 August 2017) Kathaleen:My girlfriend told me she was pregnant - I didn’t [...]
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Dona:
I know there's nothing I can do to change their relationship.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
I hate when she tells me about their hook ups, because I secretly get so jealous.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
It kills me to see them together.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
He is nice, smart, and attractive.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
I'm not as close to him as she is, but I really like him.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
They're not officially dating, but they've hooked up a couple of times,and definitely like each other.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
My friend basically called dibs on him, and they've been talking ever since then.
(7 August 2017)

Dona:
A couple months ago,my best friend and I met a really cute guy at a music festival.
(7 August 2017)

Yasmin:
What to do ifmy girlfriend wants to break up with me because of my family dosent like her and are always judging her?
(7 August 2017)

Marianela:
Is Mein Fuhrer Trump the lost offspring of Hitler and Stalin's secret love affair?
(7 August 2017)

Semblance Of Indifference

I want to be nonchalant.I want to act like It matters not.Like I am calmWhen I have so manyRacing turbulent thoughts.I want to give nothing away.To have my feelings stayHidden from himOr anyone else W_ Hildegarde:Outside issues always seemed to break us down and cause us to take out our anger on eachother.(4 August 2017) Jade:Is this [...]
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Tara:
Although, I am willing to try for my best friend.
(7 August 2017)

Tara:
I am also a one girl type of guy, so being able to let go is difficult.
(7 August 2017)

Tara:
I guess I can understand that it would be weird for his best friend to date someone he is also close to, but I like her.
(7 August 2017)

Tara:
I have feelings for this girl but my friend said she's off limits.
(7 August 2017)

Tara:
My best friend is a gay guy and the person I like is a girl, so it's not like it's because he's attracted to her.
(7 August 2017)

Tara:
Hi, I'm a 17 year old male and one of my best friends won't let me date his friend.
(7 August 2017)

Lucila:
Guys, please answer?
(7 August 2017)

Lucila:
Also, what is the perfect vsgina?
(7 August 2017)

Lurlene:
Who's fault is it - mine or my ex guy friends?
(7 August 2017)

Lurlene:
He didn't say anything when I talked about my crush.
(7 August 2017)

Meme Monday…and it’s actually Monday!

Blogger Bash?? I say yes! how much fun would it be to get a bunch of Meelp bloggers together for Mardi Gras? It seems in many ways that there are three separate communities here in our little online o_ Marquetta:I don’t know how to get past this point in my life.(3 August 2017) Marquetta:Feeling like I really [...]
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Claude:
Like recently, I was cooking steak and when my Dad chuckled for a moment bc I spilled some sauce.
(6 August 2017)

Claude:
So I m just a kid but I find myself getting REALLY pisses off very easily.
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
Can I get pregnant? Please help!!?
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
Since he smokes marijuana daily would there be a possibility of me conceiving?
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
Does smoking weed kill the sperm and if so can that be a problem on his end?
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
Could there be a problem with him?
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
I don't want to believe that I'm infertile.
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
I've been trying for about almost a year and I haven't got pregnant.
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
So anyway after my period I was having intercourse with my bf and basically I want to know if there can be a possibility of pregnancy.
(6 August 2017)

Alena:
So I started my period on July 26 and it usually goes about four to five days.
(6 August 2017)