Come to North Dakota

Hey there common out to North Dakota, Lots of jobs out here, Well anyway looking for a girl between the age of 30 to 60. And loves the outdoors, Likes to go out and do things, though a nice night at home is fun also I am self employed, have my own house [...]
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Dorthy:
Don't get me wrong, I finally answered a life long question which is probably just melodramatic but if this is the cost I would rather let my curiosity haunt me for eternity.
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
I honestly can't handle her existence sometimes because she's so aggravating and so how can I cope with living with her so I don't end up with some type of criminal record?
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
My grandparents mean the world to me.
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
She complained about me dying my hair when she previously encouraged it and etc.
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
She also fakes in front of them.
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
All the exposition aside, and I probably should have led with this as it's most relevant to the question, whenever I get in trouble she proceeds to leave hints to my grandparents about my atheism and the last thing I want is for them to hate me for that.
(5 December 2016)

Dorthy:
TL;DR: My mother called the cops on a 13 year old girl (me) and I'm in a bit of hot water.
(5 December 2016)

Asha:
How do you give a present to your crush?
(5 December 2016)

Asha:
Should I stay and watch him open it?
(5 December 2016)

Asha:
Or tell him to come get it from me?
(5 December 2016)